~*~ CHRISTMAS WITH THE KRANKS ~*~

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Last updated: Dec 24, 2004

Why This Movie ROCKS

Welcome to my shrine dedicated to the BEST Christmas movie ever made. The critics on Rotten Tomatoes are WRONG. They just don't get the genius of Luther Krank trying to escape the commercialism of the holidays!

When Luther and Nora decide to go on a cruise, the whole neighborhood turns against them. It is a commentary on society!!


"FREE FROSTY! FREE FROSTY!"

My Favorite Scenes

  • The Tanning Salon: When Luther looks like a carrot!! LOL!!
  • The Botox Scene: "I can't feel my face!!"
  • The Hickory Honey Ham: Nora fighting for the last ham at the grocery store. Iconic.

(Above: The holy grail of hams)

Luther Krank is My Hero

"You're skipping Christmas!?" - Vic Frohmeyer
"That's right! No tree, no lights, no nothing!" - Luther

WARNING: SPOILERS BELOW!!!

Even though they end up celebrating because Blair comes home, the effort was noble. I try to skip Christmas every year but my mom won't let me.

UNDER CONSTRUCTION

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I am scanning more photos from my DVD magazine. Check back soon!!


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