(  )   (   )  )
           ) (   )  (  (
           ( )  (    ) )
        .----------------.
       /  HICKORY HONEY   \
      |      HAM           |
      |     (MEL'S)        |
       \                  /
        '----------------'

The Holy Grail of Hams

A Tribute to Mel's Hickory Honey Ham
*** NO SUBSTITUTIONS *** I WILL PAY DOUBLE *** IT HAS TO BE MELS *** DON'T DROP IT!!! ***
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Look at the background of this page. THAT IS HEAVEN. Everyone knows the most important character in Christmas with the Kranks isn't Luther, and it isn't Nora. It's THE HAM.

The Grocery Store BATTLE

The most intense scene in cinema history is when Nora rushes to the store to get the last ham. She sees it. The lady sees it. It is pure animal instinct.


"IT'S MINE!!!!"
"BACK OFF KRANK!"

HAM SPECS:
Brand: Mel's
Flavor: Hickory Honey
Weight: Heavy enough to bruise
Status: SOLD OUT

The Smoked Trout Tragedy

Because they couldn't get the ham, they had to serve... SMOKED TROUT.

🚫 NO TROUT ZONE 🚫
Smoked trout is NOT Christmas food!! It looks gross!!

When Blair comes home, she expects the Ham. The tension when they try to hide the trout is unbearable. This is why you always pre-order your ham in November, people!!

Interactive Ham Poll

Would YOU fight an old lady for a ham?
YES, it's tradition!
No, I like Trout (You are weird)
I'll ask Vic Frohmeyer to get it
This page is dedicated to all the hams lost during the holiday rush.

Email Me Your Ham Recipes

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