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THE DESK OF WALT SCHEEL

"If you are selling cookies, go away."

Name: Walt Scheel
Occupation: Retired
Mood: Irritated
Best Friend: Vic Frohmeyer

WELCOME VISITORS

I did not want a website. Vic Frohmeyer said I needed one to "coordinate neighborhood morale." I don't have morale. I have a cat and a headache.

This page is to document the strange behaviors of my neighbor across the street.

OFFICIAL GRIEVANCES AGAINST LUTHER KRANK

I have lived across from Luther for 12 years. He is a menace.

GRIEVANCE #1: The Cat
Luther hates my cat. Last week I saw him spraying it with a hose. If he touches Mr. Whiskers again, I am calling the police (Officer Salino).
GRIEVANCE #2: The Snowman
Everyone puts up a snowman. It takes 10 minutes. Luther refuses. Now our street looks ridiculous. It's a gap in the smile of the neighborhood.
GRIEVANCE #3: The Noise
He was shouting on his roof in the middle of the night. Something about "Free Frosty." The man has lost his mind.

MY WONDERFUL WIFE, BEVERLY

This is the only nice part of the website.

Beverly is the love of my life. She loves Christmas. She makes the best cookies on Hemlock Street (better than Nora's).

Please be nice to her. She hasn't been feeling well lately.


For Beverly

*** CHRISTMAS MORNING UPDATE ***

I TAKE IT BACK. LUTHER IS OKAY.

He gave us his cruise tickets.

Beverly and I are going to the Caribbean! I am packing my bags right now. I have never been on a boat.

Marty (the strange umbrella man) is driving us to the airport.

Merry Christmas, everyone. Even Luther.

[Image of Cruise Ship]
See you in 10 days!

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