LUTHER WAS RIGHT

THE ECONOMICS OF "SKIPPING CHRISTMAS"

$$$ STOP THE SPENDING $$$ NO TREE $$$ NO CARDS $$$ NO HAM $$$ TOTAL BOYCOTT $$$

THE PHILOSOPHY

Wake up, sheeple!! Do you know how much you spent last year? Luther Krank did the math on a napkin in a diner, and it changed his life.

"You're skipping Christmas?"
YES. I am skipping the stress. I am skipping the fruitcake that nobody eats. I am skipping the debt.

The 3 Pillars of the Krank Doctrine:

  1. NO TREE: Why bring a dead tree into your house? It's a fire hazard.
  2. NO DECORATIONS: Frosty stays in the basement. He doesn't pay rent.
  3. NO CARDS: Why send a picture of yourself to people you see every day?


"I'm not doing it this year, Nora."

THE MATH


*** LAST YEAR'S DAMAGE ***
Dec 26, 2003

Ornaments/Lights $450.00
The Tree $95.00
Xmas Cards $320.00
Stamps $75.00
Food/Parties $1,200.00
Charity (Hostage) $600.00
Gifts (Useless) $3,300.00
TOTAL: $6,132.00

WASTE OF MONEY!!

THE ALTERNATIVE: $3,000

THE ISLAND PRINCESS CRUISE
10 Days. The Caribbean. No Neighbors.

[Image of Cruise Ship]
Blue Water Maximum Tan

SAVINGS: $3,132.00

CALCULATE YOUR FREEDOM

Estimated Holiday Spending: $


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