THE VIC FROHMEYER FAN CLUB

"Hemlock Street's Fearless Leader"
/// ALERT: FROSTY GOES UP AT 0800 HOURS /// ALL LAWNS MUST BE EDGED /// REPORT SUSPICIOUS ACTIVITY (LIKE LUTHER) /// MEETING TONIGHT IN MY LIVING ROOM ///

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:: STATUS ::
Neighborhood:
SECURE

Kranks:
NON-COMPLIANT
!!! ATTENTION CITIZENS !!!
Membership is mandatory for all residents of Hemlock Street.

Why We Respect Vic

Some people call him "bossy." We call him a LEADER. Without Vic Frohmeyer, our street would be chaos. Who else organizes the Frosty placement? Who else owns a megaphone? NO ONE.

  • He knows everyone's phone number.
  • He has a diagram of the street on his wall.
  • He wears a turtleneck/blazer combo that commands respect.

"Breaker 1-9, we have a Code Red."

The "Free Frosty" Operation

When the Kranks refused to put up their snowman, Vic didn't get mad. He got ORGANIZED. He rallied the children. He rallied the carolers. He used psychological warfare to save Christmas.

"You're skipping Christmas? Isn't that against the law?"

Neighborhood Watch: Report Form

Have you seen a neighbor not celebrating correctly? Fill out this form immediately. It goes directly to Vic's pager.

Suspect Name:
Violation:
No Frosty
Ugly Tree
Tanning in Winter

Severity:



Spike Frohmeyer: VP of Operations

Authorized by the Hemlock Street Homeowners Association.
Any resemblance to actual dictators is purely coincidental.
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