CONFIDENTIAL
EYES ONLY
HEMLOCK STREET CITATION FORM
OFFICE OF NEIGHBORHOOD COMPLIANCE (VIC FROHMEYER, CHIEF)
FORM ID: 25-B // REVISED DEC 2004
SECTION 1: INFORMANT DETAILS
Your Name:
Are you a current member of the Fan Club?
Yes
No (Join Immediately)
SECTION 2: SUSPECT INFORMATION
MOST WANTED
L. Krank
Known for: Being a Scrooge
Suspect Name:
Address of Violation:
Current Status:
Hiding Behind Curtains
At The Tanning Salon
Buying Smoked Trout
Attempting to Flee Country
SECTION 3: NATURE OF OFFENSE
Check all that apply. Be specific.
Failure to Decorate:
No Frosty on roof.
Visual Pollution:
Lawn is dead/brown.
Auditory Disturbance:
Yelling "Go Away" at Carolers.
Treason:
Explicitly stated "I am skipping Christmas."
Botox Abuse:
Face is frozen solid.
Witness Testimony (Description of Incident):
I saw him putting a Caribbean cruise brochure in the trash...
SECTION 4: REQUESTED RESPONSE
How should Vic handle this?
Send Carolers (Level 1)
Send Spike (Level 5)
THE FROSTY CAMPAIGN (Total Neighborhood Mobilization)
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Penalty for false reporting is listening to Spike's metal band practice.