PARADISE TANNING

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LOCATED IN THE MALL (NEXT TO RADIOSHACK)

WINTER SPECIAL: BUY 5 SESSIONS GET 1 FREE *** LOOK LIKE YOU WENT TO THE ISLANDS WITHOUT LEAVING ILLINOIS *** NO GOGGLES NO SERVICE ***

THE "LUTHER" SPECIAL

Are you skipping Christmas? Are you going on a cruise? You need a base tan!

Don't look like a pale ghost in your Speedo. Look like a CARROT!

CURRENT INTENSITY SETTING:

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Pale -----> Deep Roast

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Eye Protection
$5.00

MENU OF SERVICES
The "Quick Toast" 5 Minutes	$10
The "Golden Glow" 15 Minutes	$20
The "Caribbean Crisis" 20 Mins (High Voltage)	$35
Spray Tan (Warning: May stain clothes)	$40
Botox Injection (Lunch break special)	$200

CUSTOMER TESTIMONIALS

"I came in pale, I left looking like a honey-glazed ham. My wife loves it!"
- L. Krank (Verified Customer)

"It's very bright in there."
- Vic F.

⚠️ LEGAL DISCLAIMER:
Paradise Tanning is NOT responsible for who you meet in the hallway while wearing your swimsuit.

If you run into your Priest (Father Zabriskie), your neighbor, or your boss while half-naked, that is an Act of God and we are not liable.

Privacy curtains are for suggestion only.