Cornelius

I was dining at this establishment recently and the building caught fire. Very inconvenient AND they served me the panzeroti that caused the fire. It was burnt to a crisp but otherwise delicious.

Dave

World's best panzoritti!

Big Billiam

I eat here three times a day because I am a helpless individual. Their panzzeroti has enthralled me!

Kathy

I have eaten here every day since I was born, so trust me when I say the food is bad.

King Rat

My favourite place to meet up with my rodent buddies and step on all the pizzas while the cook smokes out back.